11 Reasons why you should be a vegan:

1. The horrible suffering of animals which results from vicious meat eaters.
2. Thinking you’re making a difference.
3. Telling others that you think you’re making difference.
4. Telling others that you think they should be making difference.
5. Vegan restaurants…it’s better than a health club and more expensive for less.
6. The unparalleled ability to annoy all of those around you with whiny asinine conversations about the evils of fast food and America.
7. You totally got food poisoning that one time from that meat and it was God’s way of telling you that eating animals is wrong.
8. You’re anorexic and you want to add morality to your shrinking waste line.
9. You enjoy thinking you’re better than everyone.
10. You pity the fool.
11. Captain Planet.