1) Vote or Die lets bring the White Party to the White House, P. Diddy for 2008 with his running mate Diddy, and a cabinet composed of Puffy, P.D., Sean Combs, and Crystal.
2) We have no redeeming qualities of our own but we can sure as hell trash the shit out of our opponents. Politicians Conglomerate 2008, this time we'll confound even ourselves with senseless arguments.
3) Either you're with us or you're a terrorist and I will shoot you in the face while hunting. Cheney 2008...coincidentally he will also be his own vice president.
4) American needs a stronger man in the white house, and that man is a woman. Hillary Clinton 2008.
5) Rudi Giuliani 2008, you'll never know when 9/11 will happen again and he'll never stop reminding you.
6) John Edwards 2008 because well, he's just a lot better looking than you.
7) America has real problems, maybe its time we start looking for imaginary solutions. Jack Bauer 2008.
8) He beat cancer now he's going to beat Iraq. Lance Armstrong 2008.
9) OPEC 2008, they already run our country anyways we might as well start giving them credit for it.
10) If you're a Mexican get the fuck out...(unless you mowe my lawn) Mitt Romney 2008 running mate Iam Intolerant.
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