Why You Need Plastic Surgery:

1. Ashley Simpson did it
2. You won’t be ugly anymore
3. You’ll make more friends because you won’t be ugly anymore.
4. You’ll get a better job because you won’t be as ugly anymore.
5. Celebrities do it, and theyre already better looking than you.
6. Boredom.
7. Michael Jackson did it…ok bad example.
8. Ashley Simpson did it.
9. Hey it can’t end up worse than what you look like now.
10. Because everybody else is doing it, and you desperately need to fit in.
11. Because you’re an American and don’t support terrorism, terrorist don’t get plastic surgery…are you a terrorist?
12. It’s better than sex…at least the sex you’ve been having which is none because you have yet to get plastic surgery.
13. Because you read this article.
14. Because that homeless guy on Lafayette and Prince St. told you needed it.
15. Because you hate yourself.
16. Global Warming.